{"id":16,"date":"2005-08-22T20:20:38","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T14:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jrtwine.com\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2008-03-31T20:12:18","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:12:18","slug":"short-people-and-big-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jrtwine.com\/blog\/short-people-and-big-cars\/","title":{"rendered":"Short People and Big Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"

Having driven a decent amount of miles for my age, in a variety of vehicles ranging from motorcycles to my mom’s double-cab dually with a six-horse gooseneck trailer, I can truthfully say that one of the most scary things out there are people driving vehicles that are way to big<\/strong> for them.<\/p>\n

In general, I have always believed that you should never drive a vehicle that is taller than you are unless you have a real<\/em> reason for doing so. For example, if you have to haul a fully loaded four-horse trailer, you are likely not going to be pulling it with a Neon<\/strong>! Likewise, if you have to<\/em> (read: it is your job<\/em> to) drive a bunch of kids to and from school, a school bus fits the bill. If hauling large amounts of cattle, a semi\/tractor-trailer is appropriate. Got three kids? The Dodge Grand Caravan makes for a safer bet than a Navigator, and is easier to park, especially when all you are doing is bringing the kids to and from Chuck-E-Cheese’s.<\/p>\n

However, if simply taking your little 5’2″ ass on an all-blacktop<\/strong> 20 minute drive to and from work, you do not need to be driving an Escalade, H2, or Land Rover. If you are driving an SUV that is taller than you, and the most off-roading you have ever done was pull it into the backyard to drop off bags of mulch, or the most camping you do is when you are taking a nap in the backyard, you are likely in the wrong vehicle.<\/p>\n

Nothing is scarier than driving at 75+ MPH on the highway and seeing someone closing in on you who can barely see over the steering wheel let alone over the side of their car when doing a lane change. That is real fear.<\/strong> At nighttime, when it is already hard enough to correctly gauge distance, the last thing you need is some dumbass on your tail illuminating your interior due to the height of their headlights. <\/p>\n

Have we gotten so stupid that everyone needs to be driving a surrogate penis<\/em> now? Even when their travel is so limited that nobody of any significance will see it? Oh, and how is that fuel bill treating you these days?<\/p>\n

Geeze…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Having driven a decent amount of miles for my age, in a variety of vehicles ranging from motorcycles to my mom’s double-cab dually with a six-horse gooseneck trailer, I can truthfully say that one of the most scary things out there are people driving vehicles that are way to big for them. In general, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-james","category-rants"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t